I suspect a lot of people arent going to like what I have to say about the latest version of the Bill and Mark Show. Bill Chirdon is the head of the Pennsylvania Department of Agricultures Bureau of Food Safety, and one of his main roles in life seems to be to torment Mark Nolt, a Mennonite dairy farmer who sells raw dairy products directly to eager customers, and refuses to register with the PDA and obtain a raw milk permit that would prevent him from selling the yogurt, butter, and cream his customers so value.

As predicted here last month, Bill and his gang of agents and state police raided Marks dairy for the third time in the last 14 months, this time taking possibly $20,000 worth of dairy products.

Each time Bill and Mark go through this little ritualand it has become something of a rituallots of people who think consumers should have the right to buy whatever kind of dairy they want get all upset. Big bad Bill Chirdon, they say, is picking on poor defenseless Mark Nolt.

And so he is. Psychologists have a name for whats happening here. Its called sado-masochism.

Ive written about Big Bad Bill and Poor Defenseless Mark a number of times (just do a search under “Nolt”), but frankly, this ritual is getting very tired.

Bill is pretty easy to understand. Hes a bully. We all know that bullies love to pick on people weaker than them. They hate to pick on people who might stand up against them.

Ive only spoken with Bill Chirdon once, and that was in early 2007, shortly after he arrived at the PDA. We have a way of selling raw milk in Pennsylvania, he told me then. We like to work with the farmers.

In the view of people like Chirdon, the victim is at fault, as in, If he had just moved over when I told him to, I wouldnt have had to beat him up.

Id like to see Bill Chirdon go up against Mark McAfee of Organic Pastures. Now that would be interesting.

But Big Bad Bill would never do that. Because he might lose. And be humiliated. Smart bullies never let that happen.

But people who let themselves continually get beaten up by bullies at some point have to ask themselves why they are regularly submitting to the torment. Mark Nolt says his religious beliefs preclude him hiring a lawyer and mounting an aggressive legal defense. So he defends himself in court, and I can tell you from having watched him in action that hes a much better dairy farmer than he is a defense lawyer.

Maybe hes engaged in civil disobedience but, if so, I dont see many people coming to his rescue. Lots of people express outrage in Internet postings and give him money. But none of them are blocking the roads when the PDA and state police caravans come to raid Marks farm. None are defying the state police ban on taking videos of the raidsa clear violation of free speech. None of them openly challenge the PDA to come raid their farms, in true civil disobedience fashion.

I know a number of legal people who would like to help Mark are frustrated because he objects to having legal representation on religious grounds. If theres a larger religious issue here, then fight back legally on that basis; the courts have been receptive to arguments based on religious infringements.

I hate to sound harsh, but my reaction at this point is this: If you cant or wont fight back in some realistic way, then maybe you ought to think about going into a different line of work. Raise beef or chickens instead of milking cows and selling raw milk and yogurt.

Bill Chirdon will keep doing what hes doing till the cows come home. Hes having fun. Instead of kicking the dog after a tough day, he can kick Mark Nolt. He can tell his colleagues hes setting an example, that the dozens of other dairy farmers who are selling dairy products without a license will fall into line more easily. He can tell his family hes protecting the citizens of Pennsylvania from poison milk, even though no one gets sick from Mark Nolts products.

He can laugh at all his opponents, as in, Im having more fun than Ive had in a long time. And he can privately thank his lucky stars that no one is willing to stand up and give him a real run for his money.