I received a call early today from an Amish dairy farmer I’ve gotten to know. He telephones periodically to check in about regulatory developments in the East, so he can possibly anticipate which raw dairy producers ag regulators might target next.

The phone in the barn is the only communication technology most Amish farmers use directly (though some have “English” helpers who send out emails and maintain private web sites on their behalf). So instead of monitoring computers and cell phones like most of us, Amish farmers tend to spend some time each day telephoning other Amish farmers and non-Amish friends to keep up on the outside world.

The Amish farmer who called me wondered if I had been in touch with another non-Amish activist who is active in working on behalf of food rights.

“I haven’t spoken directly with him, but we did have a debate over the weekend on Facebook,” I told the farmer.

“Huh?”

I remembered that this farmer doesn’t use Facebook, but I thought he knew what it was conceptually. “Facebook, the social media outlet,” I said as a shorthand explanation.

“Right,” he said.

“I had a pretty involved discussion with (the activist) on Facebook about the big march against gun violence on Saturday,” I went on.

“Huh?”

I wondered if the farmer actually hadn’t heard anything about the March for Our Lives organized by survivors of the Parkland, FL, massacre that killed  17 students in February. “There were about a million people who gathered in Washington on Saturday to protest gun massacres in our schools,” I said by way of summary.

There was silence on the other end of the phone. Clearly he didn’t know anything about the march, or the dozens of other smaller marches in cities around the country.

My mind was going through a quick consideration about how I might explain the origins of the Washington march, and the unexpected controversy that resulted from it. How I had assumed there would be universal admiration for the Parkland teens, who had survived the slaughter of 17 of their classmates via an assault-rifle-toting crazy only a month earlier, and then gone out and lobbied politicians and organized a million-person peaceful protest in Washington. How I was bursting with pride that these public-school-educated kids could be so organized and articulate and poised, especially coming out of the trauma of the massacre so recently. I mean, I couldn’t begin to imagine myself, at age 15 or 16 giving a speech in front of a million people, not to mention a fiery and articulate speech, as a number of these kids did.

Also, how I had quickly come to realize over the weekend via Facebook that there were many among food rights supporters I knew who viewed the Florida students and the millions who supported them with utter contempt. A few of the Florida students were described by one friend as “punks” who had “handlers” coaching them on what to say. Others I knew cited conspiracy sites that claimed, without any documentation, that some of the students were really “actors” who had appeared in gun protests in other parts of the country. And still others had argued that the teenage organizers were set up by the government to help confiscate everyone’s guns (ignoring the reality that “the government” consists of the 535 Congressional representatives  (Reps and Senators) and the President, who have consistently rejected any and all restrictions on firearms, such as on military-style assault weapons).

My mind continued on, wondering that there wasn’t a single expression of admiration for the guts and resiliency these kids had shown, from adults who were so outspoken in protecting people’s rights to food and guns. They are, after all, only kids, and our teenagers tend to be maligned as interested only in music, sex, and video games.  Here they go and pull off a fantastic peaceful demonstration, and their reward from people who supposedly care about rights is that they are smeared all over the place.

The farmer caller interrupted the phone-line silence that had gone on for maybe 30 seconds. “You still there?”  he asked me.

“Yes, I’m still here,” I said, having concluded that there was no way I could fill the Amish dairy farmer in on all that had happened over the weekend “No other news that I’m aware of.“

After I got off the phone, I realized there probably was no way I could explain not only the events, but the subtleties of the various arguments over guns, assault weapons, background checks, and the Second Amendment. You see, the Amish are pacifists, and won’t serve in the military or law enforcement, or keep guns for self defense.  They only use guns for hunting wild game or shooting animal pests.

It’s not that the Amish have no knowledge of school massacres. In 2006, a crazed individual murdered five young girls and injured 11 others at an Amish school in Lancaster, PA. Most remarkably, the Amish community not only had no interest in retribution, but forgave the perpetrator within hours of the shooting.