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Signage on the MA Turnpike last May.Russia shut down four McDonald’s outlets in Moscow. on Wednesday.  The stated reason, according to The Wall Street Journal report? Food safety violations. 

 

What a laugh. And no, it wasn’t the hassling given to one of America’s largest food corporations per se that tickled my funny bone.

 

It was the reaction of an American foreign policy expert quoted in the WSJ article. “Food inspectors ‘have been instruments of Russian foreign policy for years,’ said Stephen Sestanovich, a senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations. He cited earlier bans on Moldovan wine and U.S. chicken.’”

 

Imagine that. Another country’s oligarchs playing the food safety card to shut down enemies of the state. Isn’t that the exclusive province of America’s food oligarchs? They have been pushing regulators to use the excuse of food safety to harass and shut down small farms and food producers for years now. Maybe the foreign policy experts haven’t gotten onto it because we don’t use the food safety excuse to go after foreign food producers—we prefer to punish our own people. 

 

We just have this curious way of thinking that when other countries use heavy-handed tactics, it’s because they are being repressive. When the same approaches are used in the U.S., it’s for pure, honest, and truthful reasons. So if the Russians shut down McDonald’s for food safety violations, well, we know the Russians are a bunch of thugs and are using food safety as an excuse for bullying the Ukraine.


But if American federal and state regulators raid a food co-operative and casually dispose of thousands of dollars of good food to “protect” people from unsafe food, well, golly, that must be what’s happening. It can’t be that our food oligopoly, which controls the dairy, meat, snack, cereal, and other food industries is pushing the regulators to rid the marketplace of competition. No way. It’s all about protecting us.

 

We’ve viewed our law enforcement establishment the same way. Other countries throw people into jail and throw away the key. The victims can’t get out because they don’t have our precious rights, we’re told. It rarely comes up that the U.S. has the largest prison population in the world.  We have in recent years transformed our local police into paramilitary forces. It can’t be because our rulers are looking for new ways to intimidate and control. Our police randomly kill people via choke holds, or even shoot unarmed teenagers, because they are “resisting arrest.” 

 

When I was on a tour of Beijing with a busload of Americans last year, the Chinese tour guide, who spoke nearly perfect English, was saying in answer to a question that he had never been to the U.S. Why not, someone asked. He said that for various family and political reasons, he doubted he could get permission to leave. 

 

The Americans shook their heads nearly in unison. “We’re so lucky we live in a free country,” one said. 

 

Yeah, and we don’t arbitrarily deny visas to foreigners who seek to visit our country? We don’t keep people locked up for years for entering our country illegally? We don’t confiscate the passports of the accused so they can’t leave? We don’t have hundreds of “terrorists” locked up indefinitely in Guantanamo?

 

It’s only when things explode, as they did over the last week in Ferguson, MO, that there is some open discussion of some of these matters. Perhaps those events will be a wake-up call. Not just about the militarization of our police. Not just about nearly casual police brutality that is carried out on a regular basis by cops who know that, without the existence of a full video and audio recording of the events,  judges will back the cops up one hundred per cent. 

 

But perhaps it will be a wake-up call to the reality that many Americans are overseen by enforcers who not only have no understanding of their subjects’ daily struggles, but are so far removed economically and culturally that the enforcers actually take delight in lording it over their subjects.


The reality is that it isn’t that difficult to come at regulation in a positive way. The people who run the Massachusetts Department of Transportation have been proving that over the last few months. Beginning last May, they began adding some humor to their reminders about traffic laws, posting the sign pictured above up and down the length of the often clogged Massachusetts Turnpike.  Everyone had a chuckle about the play on the Boston accent, no matter how difficult the ride, and it usually is pretty difficult.